Trinity and I trying Melon Ramune on Valentine’s Day
I was a dummy and had a hard time opening it
darling bby girl
I bought Trinity an Adventure Time sword the other day and right now she’s pretending she’s Finn and I’m Jake and she keeps saying, “DUDE” and “Jake, man”
Trin started saying she was going to marry the cat so
Me: Do you know what marriage is?
Me: It means you want to spend the rest of your life with that person.
Me: You know what else it means? Wanting to share governmental benefits with that person.
My mom: Oh shut up haha.
Trin: What does goberment benefits mean?
Me: It means if I marry Matt he gets to live here.
Trin: He gets to live here?!!
Me: Yeah, if he and I get married.
Trin: I’m gonna marry Matt! You can be be the flower girl, mommy. You too, grandma, you can be a flower girl too.