In the pre-natal development stages of birth, came the viscous man-eating hunter we have come to know and love. This man walked through fire and flames in the prehistoric eras, fighting dinosaurs with nothing but his front teeth. He discovered the wheel and battled Abraham Lincoln in the Nile river on the 2nd Sunday of July. Everyone was there, you should have been it was awesome.

Whoever wrote this, I love you.

In the pre-natal development stages of birth, came the viscous man-eating hunter we have come to know and love. This man walked through fire and flames in the prehistoric eras, fighting dinosaurs with nothing but his front teeth. He discovered the wheel and battled Abraham Lincoln in the Nile river on the 2nd Sunday of July. Everyone was there, you should have been it was awesome.

Whoever wrote this, I love you.

(Source: Wikipedia)

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